I’M EDITING A VIDEO FOR WORK
OUT OF FOOTAGE I SHOT
AND IT’S JUST A GIRL WALKING OUT OF A CLASSROOM
WHILE THE INSTRUCTOR TALKS IN THE BACKGROUND
BUT SUDDENLY
OUT OF NOWHERE
WITHOUT IT HAVING BEEN THERE ON THE DAY
CREEPY FUCKING DEMON VOICE
GROWLS ITSELF OVER ALL THE OTHER ACTUALLY-THERE-ON-THE-DAY SOUNDS
AND JUST SAYS
LAAAAH
……
IT’S INCREDIBLY WEIRD
YES SAVE ME ZAK BAGANS YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE
KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. GET...TIME FOR A LOCKDOWN, MOFOS.